Splish Splash I Was Takin A Bath

Well, OK, I wasn't taking a bath, but Tweedle was. Understand that getting her to get in and out of the shower in less than 45 minutes is a miracle. Needless to say, I cringe and the clock rolling over to 7pm every night. Tonight, she kept me on my toes, though. I go in there to check on her and step in puddles of water.

Me: Umm, Tweedle, why is the floor all wet?
Her: I don't know. I didn't do it.
Me: Whatever, hurry up. (I'm tired tonight and didn't feel like fighting that battle)

20 minutes later I go to check on her again and the floor is remarkably wetter. Additionally, I notice that the shower curtain is WIDE OPEN. Nice.

Me: What are you doing? Why is the shower curtain open?
Her: I don't know. I didn't do it. (Are you noticing a pattern here?)
Me: No, you did do it. What I want to know is what would possess you to take a shower with the curtain open! (I've lost my patience at this point)
Her: I just like it better that way.
Me: Why?
Her: I don't know. It makes it more showery and open and like the rain that isn't inside.
Me: Blank stare

I don't make this stuff up.

Kids. Argh.